The goat, he screams like a man
Intend your puns
Did someone say "blockchain!?"
Competing standards (xkcd)
Buy a house on the internet
https://twitter.com/NikMilanovic/status/1390720487328821250 "Sometimes it's weird to remember that we're all effectively competing to hit the right keys on our keyboards in the right order, and that if we do it for long enough we can buy a house."
Sucking at something is the first step
to being sorta good at something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8YiTeU9XU
The lights are all wrong!
Study time / game time
Enough slack channels
link "Any software engineering problem can be solved with a sufficient number of slack channels"
Make money with computers
https://twitter.com/palm_beach_m/status/1273733927748976640 "the american dream is to make a lot of money with computers and then to never touch computers ever again"